Porn

Ur just on urban dictionary to find something better then porn *moans*
Ugh stop watching that porn.
by Moonfox230 March 2, 2024
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Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
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Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better
Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn
by Pussy salary July 2, 2019
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Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction
I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023
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Porn

Porn it’s like sex but better
Me and Brit had porn last night but it was better then sex it was Juicy juicy
by Ttheboy November 12, 2019
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.
Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.
by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025
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