Saltans

A rare obese species that has passed down from prehistoric times, this species eats its own species also it is severely vulnerable to diseases such as ligma,BOFA and type 2 sawcon. This creature speaks pure Sugondese and is infuriated by the words "Ob ob". This species may be familiar to you if you have watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory its ancestors are oompa loompas

Oh look it's a wild Saltans

by Sugondeseboi6969 March 18, 2019

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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

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Related Words

salty • salt • salty dog • Salt Shaker • Salted • saltine • Salty Cracker • Salt Line • Salty Bitch • salt and pepper

saltybeckys

Stupid dumby

every twitter user: @saltybeckys is a stupid dumby

by Grrrrtwitter April 29, 2019

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SaltyBeckys

Freaking nerd who thinks he is cool becuz he listens to tha beatles and lead zeppelin not fucking cool dude god fucking idiot 1.6k actual twitter followers

This guy is a saltybeckys his followers arent legit

by notnatetidal April 30, 2019

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Salteado/a

Crooked, or uneven in Spanish Slang terms

Salteado/a: Spanish slang word meaning crooked “o”-ending when referring to masculine noun and “a”-ending when referring to a feminine noun

Sentence:

La pintura en la pared está salteado.
The painting on the wall is crooked.

by Latté April 30, 2019

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