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journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.
Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!
by Cholester December 6, 2010
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Pulling a Star Trek

The act in which a dedicated wingman/woman seals the deal with the main target's ugly friend, thus allowing YOU ample space to make your move on the babe/hunk.

The term is derived from the Star Trek quote "To boldly go where no man has gone before..." and should be used to emphasise that the fugly friend was so incredibly nasty that it is presumed that she/he had probably never had connection with the human race in such a way before.

Although predominantly used in wingmanship, it can also be used in context of someone merely pulling an ugly person whilst blind drink for humorous effect.
Bloke 1 - Maaaayyyyyyte I saw you pull that fine girl last night!! Lucky prick, how'd you trick her into bed?
Bloke 2 - F*ck you, lol. I had my wing, Frank, helped me out see. Pulled a proper Star Trek for us, he did.
Bloke 1 - Pulling a Star Trek? No shit?! How bad?
Bloke 2 - .....Fink I saw a monobrow on her, fam....
Bloke 1 - LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
Bloke 2 - ....and a tache. Eurgh.
Bloke 1 - Nasty. Where's he now?
Bloke 2 - .................…
Bloke 1 - Shit.… RIP, Frank.
by Tex and his Milkshake August 31, 2013
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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
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night time star

A sentimental name to call a person that you love very much meaning the last and brightest star that is seen at night
by Nic_cole#16 September 4, 2016
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Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016
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Little Kylie Star

A not so well known YouTuber who does stop motion and video games. She has 6 subs currently, and 4 videos. In unison league, Her name is DemonicArcher
Omg!! Little Kylie star is amazing at stop motion!!
by Please don't kill me November 22, 2016
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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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