Red Bullion

The cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative Monster.

friend 1: Dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?

friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull.

friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS

friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product.

friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product

friend 2: Agreed.

friend 1: Just buy Monster

by SplitDissonance July 19, 2011

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

Red Bandit

Anyone who uses red gas in TWD NML guild wars resulting in loss.

We had that perfect score on lock, but then Hoyt went and pulled a red bandit.

by HoytHavaro June 21, 2023

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

Red light

When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!

Did you just red light me?

by Clevering July 16, 2020

Red hornet

When your girl is on her period and you suck some blood into your mouth and spit it in someone's face

Bryan was talking shit so I gave him a red hornet

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Pokemon Red

The original Pokemon game, created for the Nintendo Game Boy. It was released with Pokemon Blue, which is basically the same game.

"I got Pokemon Red on my Game Boy emulator!"

by Turnip Guy30 October 7, 2020