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Bike/Horse Rule 

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
Bike/Horse Rule by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022
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The Holden Rule 

Rob unto me and receive a bullet unto you.
Dont forget "the holden rule" if you plan on robbing people

Half-Way Rule 

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.
Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
Half-Way Rule by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

5 second rule 

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*
5 second rule by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

Empress Bulblax Rule 34 

A term referring to rule 34 of the Empress Bulblax boss from Pikmin 2. This specific term was strong enough to be placed on the r/pikmin alphabet chart.
Redditor #1: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(gets 500+ upvotes)
Other Redditors: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(less updoots, but still made the term win)

the aquarius rule 

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.
the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up

Fuck the no memes in general rule day 

On this day you can post every meme you have on your computer or phone in general. January 27th is the day when this miracle happens!
Mod: "No memes in general!"
Members: "Fuck off"
That's what's special about Fuck the no memes in general rule day.