When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by ledar August 3, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug. "hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"
by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024
Get the Pocket Pussymug. by Spencer's father February 9, 2023
Get the Pocket touchingmug. When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020
Get the Hot pocketmug. The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016
Get the Pocket Fapmug. When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
Get the Cop In Pocketmug. Whilst banging Brenda last night, I slipped my thumb knuckle-deep into her prison pocket, and she loved it.
by Slippy Dickerson March 27, 2022
Get the prison pocketmug.