Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Butt Potato

Noun.

1. Poo

I'm going for a butt potato

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

by Crankytdog November 16, 2021

Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024

Potato Chicken

Used to save the tension in a group setting when a joke misfires.

"*insert unfunny joke*" ... Potato chicken

by @click2cry March 20, 2025