A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.
Ben: We lost the softballgame.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.
Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.
Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"
Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.
person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*
ride or die, someone who you can’t life with out someone who means a lot to you, someone who can always make you smile even when you don’t think you will ever smile again. someone who is always there for you no matter the circumstances, they always have your back when none else does. A best friend that can understand you even when it is something crazy. They can joke around with you and call you names but they won’t let anyone else do it to you.