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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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stunaggin's law

stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 9, 2021
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pulling a laws

Just about to collect something worth having and someone swoops and steals it from you.
You stole my self revive!!” He’s “pulling a laws”
by anonymous May 10, 2021
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Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.
"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law
by AnWorm July 8, 2022
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5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.
the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's
by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022
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Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
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Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.
Aww look law.
by banri July 23, 2022
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