ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

by nick December 7, 2003

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

by Jim May 6, 2003

ass pump

A long penis up the ass.

Deuce asked a man in the bar for an ass pump

by Solid Snake October 21, 2004

ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

shit ass

1. A hillbilly term used to define someone undesirable.
2. Also can refer to someone's ass, when covered in shit.

1.
Jethro: Bill Bob come over here and help me plant some of these Bush for president signs over yander!
Billy Bob: I'm in the union, I'm voting Democratic.
Jethro: Well Shit! Yer nothin' but a shit ass demoncrat!

2. When I crapped my pants at walmart, everyone said I had a shit ass.

by LarryF July 23, 2008

Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

by Sparkss August 30, 2006

ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007