I Got A Guy

To know somebody in a particular industry that you can turn to for a favor.

Dude, that is the most popular club in the city, we are never gonna get in tonight.

Yo, don't worry, I got a guy - he'll get us in - no problem.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

I Have no Ham

The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.

Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!

by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004

I miss you

A phrase fuckboys say when the hoe they left you for leaves

Fuckboy: I miss you
Girl: Nahh you just saying that cause your hoe left you

by aslnerdo October 23, 2017

i love you

8 leters to spell love, funny 8 letters in bullshit too.

bby, i love you forever. (beep beep bullshit alert)

by kayluhhh March 6, 2008

I ain't mad

A phrase that originated at Cheltenham High School. It is a phrase that shows approval of a certain idea.

Ex1)

I ain't mad at a snowday.

Ex2)
Lu: "Yo J, i'm about to get the bock tonight."
J: "I ain't mad at a bocky!"

by truelu March 2, 2010

I play for keeps

A phrase used to symbolize how you play, if you play for keeps you are the ultimate player and you owned everyone.

Yo' bitch you better stay away, cause' I play for keeps

by 69696969Stud69696969 April 8, 2007

I Blinds You

Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

by babom July 17, 2007