fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
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Fake Ho

An unloyal fake ho.

Sometimes named Marissa

Some times has a peg leg.
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foodstamp ho

1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.

2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps
Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys

Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho

a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”

Scenario#2

Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?

Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more

Scenario#3

Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card

Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”
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ho is you cool

-idk girl i like the way he treat me like trash

-ho is you cool?
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Ho-cation

When a man or woman decides to take a break from their significant other to ho around, continuously talking bad about how horrible they were treated. Shortly after their Ho-cation is over, they get back together with them claiming they are better than ever.
Friend: “you’re hooking up with her? I thought she was married?”
Other Friend: “nah homie, she’s just on Ho-cation!”
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Ho(e)se

is a comparison of the German Word for Pants (Hose) and the english word Hoe. Its an tight latex pant. When somebody wears a Ho(e)se you can see everything. and when i say everything i mean everything
Omg she wears a Ho(e)se

example for German: Alter die wieder die Ho(e)se an
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Jai Ho

A man for the skreets
Yo, my friend Jai Ho. He’s for the skreets!!
by Lollipop Boi September 19, 2023
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