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Hempfield High School 

A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.

Mile High Club 

Where people attempt to have sex in the lavatory of an airplane whilst mid-flight
A flight attendant saw Stacy and Craig doing a Mile High Club

West Lafayette Jr Sr High 

That one school where everyone's a nerd and nothing is fun cause there's nothing illegal going on. Half the students are asian and doesn't give a fuck about football.

But the pranks are extra.
Everyone from West Lafayette Jr Sr High are nerds with a 4.0 GPA.

Bishop Blanchet High School 

Bishop Blanchet is a Catholic high school located in Seattle, Washington. It is one of the better schools academically in the Pacific Northwest. Aside from academics, socially this place is fucked. Blanchet is filled with stereotypical jocks and stoners as well as, girls that will cock tease you and, will do all the drugs in the world but, they won't have sex. On top of that, the school is also filled with a ton of nicotine addicts that smoke in two to three select bathrooms.
Do you go to Bishop Blanchet High School? Could you get me a Juul?

Don't go to Bishop Blanchet High School. You will NOT get laid!

Crystal river high school 

A very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives.
Do you go to Crystal river high school.

Great Falls High 

Also known as "Ghetto Falls High" this school is pretty much vapenation. It's focused so highly of tradition that administration forgets that more than half it's students have a criminal record. The school is also full of horndogs. With a teacher fucking a student and a girl sucking dick by the third floor vending machine. Gfh sucks but you can fiend in any bathroom and see fights weekly.
I went to CMR cause Great falls high was too ghetto
Great Falls High by bigboibillybob December 26, 2018

south rowan high school 

South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.
You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?

If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.