The Golden Lap 

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

The Golden Lap by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

fin goldenburg 

when you are so bored/lonely that you type a random name

fin goldenburg is gay

fin goldenburg by gay shrimps April 26, 2023

Sister Golden Hair 

Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you

Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

Sister Golden Hair by Death Menace April 26, 2023

Bleed Golden 

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.

Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.

Bleed Golden by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023

The Golden Donny 

A political figure w hookers “peeing on each other.”

One night in Moscow a wild party w the heads of nations decided to do the golden Donny, and started to piss on these hoes hand n hand.

The Golden Donny by Vladydaddy June 22, 2023

Snow Golden 

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.

Snow Golden by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

elder golden retriever husband 

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

elder golden retriever husband by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023