facebook-centric 

Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.

I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.

facebook-centric by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010

facebook camp 

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.

aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!

facebook camp by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010

Facebook Proxy

When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.

Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"

Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."

Girlfriend: "Just do it !"

Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."

Facebook Proxy by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010

Facebook Franker 

An individual that has to log on to somebody's facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.

(Mom) Hey Steve send Hanna a message on facebook and see how she's doing. (Steve, son #1) No mom I don't like her anymore. (Mom) Fine I'm gonna go on dad's account and send her one. (son #2) Mom don't be a facebook franker....

In this case the mom is the facebook franker

Facebook Franker by tantrick jones December 4, 2010

facebook angles 

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.

R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.

facebook angles by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010

facebook lockdown 

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

facebook lockdown by cutdicklover December 20, 2010

Facebook Shark 

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

Facebook Shark by NeilPeel December 23, 2010