couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack

The white man's drug

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.

by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

sus crack

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.

Yo sus crack it before we get out.

by YoungCata February 21, 2019

Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

fire cracking

When you shove a m-80 up a girls ass and light it on fire

You she’s into fire cracking

by Big sexy789 March 9, 2019

Crack Dribbler

Them femboys whose ass be so tight that they let out all that nice juicy gay cock cum.

My buddy Bob is a crack dribbler in bed

by Sancker March 16, 2019