Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

ball it up

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.

"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"

by Goat Rider April 25, 2016

thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016

ball wedgy

When you fart so passionately that the resulting negative pressure created in your anus is sufficient to suck your balls into your rectum.

Phil: Yo I heard Steve's balls ain't dropped yet

Marissa: Nah he just gave himself a ball wedgy.

by ivefallenandicantgetup September 18, 2016

Santa Balls

a form of role play when you where a Santa suit while dipping your balls in a girl's mouth

I gave my bitch Santa Balls last night! Swag!

by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012

Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012