Duck boop

When you pet a duck or touch it.

I went to the lake to give the duck my special duck boop.

by The duck booper May 28, 2021

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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

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Cluck and Duck

You steal a farmers chicken, fuck it then run.

I had a great night yesterday. I visited Jane's farm and hit her with the old Cluck and Duck

by TheRealDrifter August 16, 2021

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Black Duck Event

Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.

"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."

by toms35 August 18, 2021

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