Two-ofum

Two of anything. Usually two items of desire.

I"ll have two-ofum!

by Spyskys May 11, 2014

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014

sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.

Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.

by stinkbloom November 5, 2011