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Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.
Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher
Me: “Thanks for the compliment
Them: “confused
by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023
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Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them
Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge
by cheernation08 September 14, 2015
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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Two sauces long

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long
by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023
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Two Man

When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower
“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man
by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025
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two way adaptor

1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
by Orville Schnopps October 1, 2008
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Two Party Dictatorship

A country that is controlled by only two political beliefs like Democrats or Republicans with the illusion that they have multiple choices
We live in two party dictatorship, only two choices and unable to question narratives with the illusion of a democracy.
by Two Party Dictatorship September 11, 2023
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