Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 March 12, 2014

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 24, 2018

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 22, 2018

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

Top Churpser

When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.

Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post

by Sora.farm September 14, 2021

Top flight

materialistic, street-smart, immoral, megalo-maniacal, and self-destructive. Who really run these streets

Yoo the twins out here terrorizing the streets . Should we deal with them? Nah they some top flights

by Twin glizzys August 12, 2021