by CJ1311 May 04, 2011
When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?
Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.
Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.
Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 04, 2010
A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 09, 2013
when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.
friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
by pepino dulce March 23, 2022
Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
by darkfish May 16, 2011