rule number 1

Rule number black dick is the best dick

Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.

by Mozillapussykilla November 04, 2013

3 Touch Rule

It's a thing in Middle school when, your dating a girl, and the first touch is holding hands, the second touch is boobs, and the third touch is the butt.

I don't think Miles will ever be able to do the 3 touch rule to a girl, with a voice like that.

by El Banana King December 14, 2015

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

by Fascist Face January 12, 2021

Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.

by Random Person of Doom December 23, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

half plus six rule

in dating, determines the lowest possible age you can (appropriately) find dates. In other words, it determines the lowest possible age before the "too young for you" category begins

Billy's 35 and really likes Jane, but she's only 23 and everybody says she's too young for him. She meets the half plus six rule, so Billy doesn't care.

by ICberg7 August 23, 2005

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 11, 2004