two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

category two

A large, very wet and painful BM not unlike a violent hurricane

After Sunday Brunch Steve experienced a Category two bowel evacuation.

by Bobby D74 October 15, 2006

two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.

"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"

by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007

The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.

I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.

by Jon McDougal Stamerica December 15, 2008

two bucket brian

The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.

I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..

by smellmyface January 17, 2008

two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something

Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.

by Csine January 18, 2008

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007