Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)
I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)
Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)
Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.
(breaking up with the person)
I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)
Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)
Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.
by MillsMills March 5, 2019
Get the Taking it to dinner.mug. When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
by REBel Siren April 24, 2021
Get the Take a Bulletmug. by anonymous November 17, 2020
Get the Taking the socks outmug. A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
Get the Hot Take Shit Testmug. We were doing a roofing job at Joe’s house and Jimmy took a penthouse ( taking a penthouse) in his chimney, smelled like poop for weeks in his house.
by Little Reese January 19, 2019
Get the Penthouse ( taking a penthousemug. To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.
This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.
by Hobox March 21, 2023
Get the Take shortmug. You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.
Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
Get the Take creditmug.