sex board 

A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

sex board by ResidentDR November 9, 2013

sex lights 

red or purple lights

"what's those red lights above your bed?"
"oh they are my sex lights. "

sex lights by lethergo January 26, 2017

sex mustard 

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.

The smell of sex mustard lingered in the room.

sex mustard by meleah June 7, 2004

sex up 

to excite or stimulate sexual feelings

I wanna sex you up.

sex up by Alex and Angela January 17, 2004

sex addict 

(See Tiger Woods)

Tiger Woods: "I am the role model for all sex addicts!"

sex addict by TheraputicDecay January 31, 2010

Sex Music 

Music that gets you into the mood.

That was some good sex music.

Sex Music by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

sex doll 

A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.

Undressing- taking it out of the box

Foreplay- blowing it up

Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.


Feeling dirty- priceless!

sex doll by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006