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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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poo

A brown consistency that come out of your bum hole: you can get it in;

Sloppy

Rocky
Chunky
Liquid

And more
Son: Mom i did a poo
Mom: oh it’s a mixture of liquid and rocky
by stupidityisyourmum October 17, 2021
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Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.
Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.
by jigglebelly1 September 2, 2011
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Poo

A little brown thing that comes out ya bum
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Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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