shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

roll your quaters

To place an assortment of quarters into rolls, organize your quarters.

Man, I wish you wouldn't roll your quarters in the car....

by Werther November 20, 2002

human rolling pin

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.

Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.

by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011

rock n roll

a lifestyle or somesort designed on the kenny

: your so more roll than rock

: shut ur face

by KickArseKenny November 25, 2004

roll you up in a katamari

When you love someone so much, you never want to let them go

Oh man, you are adorable. I just want to roll you up in a katamari!

by Summah February 8, 2006

Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021

Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.

I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

Or
I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.

by Oozma Kappa April 7, 2021