milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022

Milk man

a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.

karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.

by james carlos harper December 15, 2013

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

Milk

Something I never got 🤷 ♀️

Person from my class: "Hey do you like milk"
Me: "dude I've never had milk"

by Anothergayperson69 June 7, 2022