Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
by Clarius and Darius December 11, 2023
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Zero: Jesus Velazquez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
by Big Yang Wang December 02, 2022
A bitch who likes a girl named yamileth Hernandez Cruz he gets his ass destroyed by his big daddy. A nickname for him is chucho
by Rheheeje April 11, 2024
a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge May 29, 2018
The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
by Bone Cane May 28, 2024