Jack Loew

Also known as "handsome jack".
A very rare species of Jack. Yuenglings are where its at. Can get laid whenever and wherever. Plays video games like starcraft 2 and league of legends and still maintains a 4.0 GPA in the pussy-getting academy. AMAZING. To be continued...

Goddamn Jack Loew is such a boss.

by his poppa October 30, 2013

Rack Jack

The act of masturbating while in your bed (rack) when you're incarcerated

Bunkie: dude. Why is our rack shaking!?

Me: I couldn't stop thinking about my girl so I figured rack jack for a bit

by GOD for short February 3, 2015

Jack Rutter

Fucking thieving gypo

Jack Rutter tried to steal my kids

by Pof June 2, 2015

Jack Sanders

A hybrid of a wolverine and pterodactyl. Found in the south of Canada, typically attracted to jazz music. Eats bunnies.

"Hey something ate my bunny and turned the stereo to a jazz station"

"Must have been Jack Sanders

by Gracey5sos June 19, 2015

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

by renstar September 17, 2015

Not as nice as jack

This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack

Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack

by The OG of the OG September 2, 2016