Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.

Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?

by White boy thug July 26, 2015

Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.

Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo

by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016

Pissy pants

When you have sex with a female and she proceeds to piss over you thus receiving pissy pants

I left the bar with a girl last night she got so freaky she gave me pissy pants on a sofa

by AnonFrazzaH May 3, 2021

Sassy pants

When Maia is giving unnecessary attitude to Levi

“Why do u always wake up at night”

“U ask me like i know”

“Ok sassy pants”

by Fartlover27372 May 25, 2023

Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.

Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.

by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019