Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.

Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!

by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022

Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Pubic hair

A bush growing on your genitals and other parts of your body.

Tony gave a Dick pick to Nava and Nava replied, ¨HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A BUSH GROWING DOWN THERE!!!!!¨

¨PUBIC HAIR!¨ Tony replied

by GEMINI*BABY April 25, 2022

jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

Pubic hair

n. Organic dental floss

There's nothing worse than getting a pubic hair in your sandwich.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

Shey Hair

A blonde female curly Australian hair style, used to seduce men of high charismatic status.

Holy Smokes, did you see that Shey Hair flick seduce that guy ?

by NeiloTronic January 11, 2022