getdeutschebahned

To make detailed public-transportation plans in Germany with the intent of arriving on time or without hassle — and then have them spectacularly collapse because the Deutsche Bahn somehow managed to find a new way to disappoint. The hashtag #getdeutschebahned is used to signal on social media that one has fallen victim to this reliably unreliable chaos.

„I set my alarm for 6:30, left the house at 7, and two hours later I still haven’t left the station — #getdeutschebahned.“

by rufreakde October 30, 2025

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Golden Arm

The best Weldor to ever live. A master of molten metal. Recognizable by his starched and pressed Wrangler Pearl Snaps, and his pristine welds. The Weldor that puts all the others to shame. If he has to stamp a weld he stamps it A.B.T.

Hey Garret! I guess we better hang up our welding hoods and drag up…. Ol’ Golden Arm is here and he’s gonna put us to shame! He’ll be laying beads faster and prettier than New Orleans during Mardi Gras! Yeah he’s one slick hand!

by Metal Dr. December 12, 2025

Golden Helicopter

When you jump off the second story of a house into a pool, while spinning, and pissing everywhere.

Man, I got so drunk I started doing the Golden Helicopter off Billy’s roof into his pool!

by BDDarrel December 21, 2025

Golden Tammy

Based of a fun member of a particular sweepstakes company named Captain Cashout. Golden Tammy was coined after cashouts on igaming platform Golden Treasure often referred to as Golden T. Golden Tammy would be defined as frequent cashouts on any igaming platforms that aren't considered the main ones.

I never even heard of that platform and you keep cashing out like Golden Tammy. The Golden Treasure Cashout Queeen.

by beedog capcashout krew December 23, 2025

Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.

I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.

by GXGB December 24, 2025

Golden Corral

When your addicted to eating your own boogers and can’t stop picking them and/or eating them, so you stay picking and eating

She can’t be hungry, she’s a self sufficient Golden Corral

by NikkiNuggets January 3, 2026