boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.

College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

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Extended booty call

Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.

I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.

by mach 4 December 26, 2011

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Booty Doo At Best

The best of a bullshit situation.

He still owes you $10, shit that's "Booty doo at best."

by miraj666 November 9, 2011

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dirty booty scooty

The act of vacating the stall you currently occupy with your pants and underwear still around your ankles; in an attempt to occupy an adjacent stall that hopefully has toilet paper all whilst hoping to avoid other humans

I walked into the men's room and witnessed the most god awful dirty booty scooty, I guess there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls.

by Gremlin14 November 8, 2023

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