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Boner

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets
by jhoka September 13, 2020
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Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
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Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024
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Jesus Boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner
by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018
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Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero
Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening
by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022
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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner
by NateTheHater April 13, 2014
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