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Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
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Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.
“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.
by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019
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Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020
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Ball-off

When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.
(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)

Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.

You think I wanna bang you? Come on!
by Whodini September 6, 2020
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Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017
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ball it up

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.
"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"
by Goat Rider April 25, 2016
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thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016
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