A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
Get the Jack the Shitter mug.A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.
Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)
by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020
Get the Hopeful Jack mug.Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.\
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.\
by anonymous November 9, 2020
Get the Jack and Jill mug.When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.
Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!
by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008
Get the Speaker-jacked mug.To perform a Jack Yonce is to stand in the middle of a packed auditorium during ANY and ALL intermissions of a concert for the sole purpose of being seen. This usually happens with the arms folded and that person talking to another person Jack Yoncing, or looking around acting like they are looking for someone specific, when in all reality they are waiting for someone to notice them and wave first.
"You sure do get to see a lot of band directors you dont normally see during the year at All-State Band"
"Yeah, look over there, Tim and Clay are Jack Yoncing like a pro!"
"Yeah, look over there, Tim and Clay are Jack Yoncing like a pro!"
by non-Jack Yoncer September 18, 2012
Get the Jack Yoncing mug.A couple that shouldn't have met but have and they match so good yet hold so much anger between them and even after they both show each other such violence they still completely love each other all throughout.
Jack and Molly will never stop loving each other.
Jack is in the dog house often .
Jack is lucky to have a Molly.
Molly is the cutest girl a man has ever seen.
Jack is in the dog house often .
Jack is lucky to have a Molly.
Molly is the cutest girl a man has ever seen.
by Moldog November 21, 2017
Get the jack and molly mug.When you see someone is going to perform a Jack Attack, you slap them across the face and tell them not too do it or it will ruin their lives. Also wash their pillow the first chance you get.
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