J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Baby J thinks he is the shit.

by buf12390 December 13, 2021

j

who knows

i saw j

by fartpotatolordrex April 21, 2021

J

the loml. the reason why i get up in the morning n why i’m still here honestly. the prettiest blue eyes n the sweetest personality. the only person who can complete me n make me feel wanted. the man who puts in effort to support n love me and i could never ask for anything more. id give him the entire world if i could. im not good at showing my love n i make a lot of mistakes but i hope he knows that my entire lifes purpose is to see him smile. he’s been through sm n to ease his pain would fulfil me. jst listening to him talk abt his passions is enough for me. i could listen to him talk all day n whenever i’m w him im in a constant haze of happiness. we’re arguing atm n it’s my fault again but id give anything for him to forgive me because without him i don’t know what i’d do.

‘j is the most perfect human being to ever exist’

by IlovemybfJsm<3 January 30, 2023

Fire Pal J

When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart

Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again

by HH2018 January 30, 2021

Filip J

When you look at Filip you're like dam he is so perfect. Filip is charming guy who gets all the girls and he is very sexy, he really doesn't care but he is too perfect to even care so be like Filip, we love Filip here.

Person1:Omg that guy is so pretty I wish I was with him.

Person2:Yeah I know I heard his name is Filip right?

Person1:omg every Filip J is hot.

by Simp for Filip:> October 16, 2022