Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

Ur bro a ho

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap

person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*

by ThornyMemes April 9, 2018

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to determine if someone you know, probably a male, has been vaccinated for COVID, or any other disease for which there's a vaccine.

Me: That Delta variant is spreading quick. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes, science rocks!

by 1KulGy July 27, 2021

Tim Te-bro

A last minute move by one male friend to another that saves the friend from a bad lay or other situation.

"You were totally about to go home with that fugly chick when I Tim Te-broed you and took you home."

by mrsscottpeterson January 9, 2012

Cake and icecream bro!!

A celebratory saying used by Bahamians to signify someone's birthday , anniversary,etc.

Eg.It's my birthday bro!! Cake and icecream bro!!

by Tia bestfriend November 6, 2018

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019