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take a trump

The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long
"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.
by writersstrikeback July 15, 2024
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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Take a Stellantis

Taking a Stellantis is slang for taking a number 2, due to the terrible cars produced by Stellantis owned companies
Hey bruh, I gotta go Take a Stellantis.
by Vanished_Point June 9, 2023
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To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)
"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"
by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022
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Taking an L

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L
by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022
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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
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take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing
Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too
by Theundergodu September 14, 2022
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