the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

the homeless joe by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

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The Dirty JayBattams

to make a chicken peck at your balls and then cum all over the chickens egg laying area, then proceeding to suck the chickens neck whilst fingering your anus

The dirty jaybattams farm animal

The Dirty JayBattams by gingerloll February 21, 2011

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The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

The American Jack-O-Lantern by 4B16 April 28, 2011

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The dirty javier dirtbag

When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

The dirty javier dirtbag by Condor12343 June 18, 2011

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

The Shitfaced John by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

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The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

The After Joy by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

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The Boston Job

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

The Boston Job by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

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