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mega dick slap 

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face
dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!
mega dick slap by cool12 August 22, 2009
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lumberjack slap 

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!

pimp slap 

to hit the face with the open palm side of the hand. Usally hand coated with baby powder.
Bitch I will pimp slap the shit outta, man god damnit give me my baby powder!
pimp slap by jigga.fromcali. May 18, 2003

Jap Slap 

When a person is slapped twice across the face, and the repercussions are equivalent to that of two atomic bombs- Hiroshima and Nagasaki style!
I was sitting here minding my own business, and I heard the kids making noise, so I jap slapped my BITCH ASS wife across the room.
Jap Slap by Da Home Skillet December 14, 2010

jack slap 

When you hit a guy in the private area with great force.
*guy gets a jack slap and falls on the floor in great pain*
jack slap by sabrina!! January 30, 2014

Turkey Slap 

When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.
When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap
Turkey Slap by Postill April 16, 2015