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School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
School syndrome by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

School work 

what you probably should be doing right now
i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary
School work by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

school fucking sucks dick 

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol
john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

School Of Rock 

Really good movie about a guitar player who gets kicked out of his band and gets a job as a substetute teacher to make some money. He makes a band out of the class and sends them to battle of The Bands.
Well your not hardcore, no your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, but the legend, of the rent was way hardcore!

school of hard knocks 

The practical experience of life, including hardship and disappointments.

Often used by those who couldn't/didn't go to college for whatever reason and instead went through hardships and disappointments.
He pulled himself up by the bootstraps and made his way through the school of hard knocks.

school poo 

When someone does a poo at school.
"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"