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penis foam 

Penis foam is a frothy substance that leaks out of a dirty mans penis before,during or after sexual intercourse. Usuallly this happens when the man is doing the old "in out, in out" with a prostitute.
Damn son, this skanky biatch is making my penis foam.
penis foam by Sacky September 25, 2006

Penis Neck 

A birth mark that strongly resembles an erect penis found on someone's neck.
Kennedy: Hey... is that a penis on your neck?
Nixon: No, it's just a birthmark.
McKinley: Looks like a classic case of Penis Neck.
Penis Neck by JoNicks May 6, 2009

Penis froth 

Another term for "love".

When the Titan Uranus's penis was cut off by Gaia and it fell into the ocean, it frothed and Aphrodite was created from this ocean penis froth mixture.
Aphrodite, of course, being the God of love.

Thus, "penis froth" = "love".

penis grade 

Penis Grade is what you rate a guy's penis. You can rate it by length or circumference.
Wow, that guy's penis grade is probably a 7
penis grade by anonymous996669 February 25, 2015

penis fart 

A penis fart is when you sleep with someone and you know it to be an absolutely horrible idea but yet you still hit that anyways.
'Man last night i had the biggest penis fart...... cant believe i did that to your sister'

'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'

'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'
penis fart by Piltzener September 22, 2009

Penis talk 

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.
A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.
Penis talk by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010