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New Canaan 

City of the rich spoiled children, not the real world, not the real life, don't even try to speak with one of them, they won't even look at you...Know these two spoiled, fucking hot girls ? Nickname : the B... And the D... One of them is French (the B...), kind of rich spoiled over confident girl but REALLY fucking hot...I'm sure Teddy knows her...What's life for B and D (= M...and L...)? Hot week- ends in L.A ( Beverly Hills, of course ),hanging out in the hottest clubs, getting drunked, spending money, LOT OF money, attending the most private and selective universities in the country and OF COURSE, most expensive ones, wearing expensive clothes, driving expensive cars, getting drives in luxury limos, driving ALL men crazy in love with them ( once again, the French one is REALLY hot, she doesn't even look at me...I'm so mad and so jealous...Mike, I hate you, I'm sure you're f... her). Anyway, if you wanna see them and if you get lucky, they are sometimes hanging out in New Canaan ( or they stay in L. huge Mansion )...when they are not in L.A, N.Y.C or Palm Springs...They just have all, money, beauty, Ivy League colleges, they just have the life we're all dreaming of...
New Canaan = East Coast 90210 = all Republicans
New Canaan by Coke'n June 2, 2007
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New Harmony 

a shit hole town, that was founded in the 1800's. known for artifacts and skanks
New Harmony, IN. 47631
New Harmony by Big CMcD February 2, 2009

new lisbon 

Person 1: Yo G', you from N-town?

Person 2: new lisbon shit is dope.
new lisbon by ja;lksjdfaksd December 29, 2010

new phone syndrome 

The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.
John: hey is that a new phone!

Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)

Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)

** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **

new jersey waterproofers 

New Jersey has the most Waterproofers in the nation!
There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!

New Jersey 

Do you remember how funny that jager-bomb guy was on youtube? Try living with him.
This is what people from New Jersey say. "Not now chief, I'm in the f-ing zone"

NEW DELHI 

I gotta problem with my new delhi Doc!
NEW DELHI by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009