I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

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Making an Oreo

Making an Oreo is when you fill up a black person’s butt with your sperm and letting it drip out

Making an Oreo can be phrased like this
“I made an Oreo yesterday out of Hannah”

by Girthquaker March 26, 2025

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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

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We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025

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