jerror

When an individual named or nicknamed Jerry or Gerry commits an error at work or in life.

Jerry said the system wasn't working but after checking the system, the system was fine and Jerry committed a jerror.

by GrimReaper408 March 6, 2024

We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025

genpact

A word used to describe when something or someone is an unmitigated disaster, a sinking ship drowning in incompetence, a failure at every level, or a toxic mess that can't get anything right.

The bridge is in such bad shape, it must have been designed by a genpact.
The way they run their organization is nothing short of a genpact.

This idea is a genpact waiting to happen.

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025