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nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs
I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog
by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023
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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)
Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023
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Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.
Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!
by Qing bao October 16, 2019
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covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.
I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.
by Crauch December 10, 2020
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monkey 2

"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"
by Dehydrated_Water December 24, 2020
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Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again
Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana
by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020
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