That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
by BAH549 June 24, 2019

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.
Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!
by Jenasis December 21, 2018

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

by fruitlooped May 8, 2018

by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 2, 2020

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.
by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019
