River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

Forbidden Pants

Basically just pants that make your behind look exaggerated,

Wearing then comes with a rule, however.
If worn at home, the female wearing must send a photo of her in them in the mirror to at least one male friend

Dam, Stacy followed up on the Forbidden Pants rule, they look GOOD

by That one CHampion April 15, 2024

Pant Open

When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.

Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.

by ReddAix December 6, 2019

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

Hangi pants

A person who likes to get acquainted with many people. Have protection. They are there for a short time, not a long time

Jess is a hangi pants

by monsterq December 11, 2021

poppy pants

You

“You’re a poppy pants in every way possible” -Christian MCcollom

by Poppypantz November 23, 2022